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banana pocket

Using painters tape around a whole banana.. microwaving it for about 30 seconds, cut the end off, squish out the banana, then using the peal held together by the tape as a pocket pussy.
"Mitchell made sweet sweet lovins to that banana pocket "
by theforcewasinher September 18, 2016
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Banana suit

slang: a condom
Literally: a banana peel
An oft unused phrasing for a banana peel is a banana suit. The sheathing of a phallic shape gave rise to the slang usage meaning a condom.
I was going to have sex last night, but I forgot to bring my banana suit with me. Next time I'll be prepared.
by ARFintern July 13, 2012
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Tough Bananas

A phrase used by our ancestors as more politically correct use for "tough shit" ; or Too bad
"Tough bananas, you don't get ice cream you fat fuck"
by BadgerBaby May 9, 2015
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Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin
Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away
by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011
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Banana Peeling

Taking a young boy's virginity; the male equivalent of cherry popping.
My Aunt Annabelle went on a drunken banana peeling spree when she crashed my junior prom.
by G2mbstone September 25, 2008
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banana basket

Underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana.
Dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket.
by Forseti May 2, 2006
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French Banana

A sex act between two lesbians. A French Banana occurs when two lesbians use a strap on dildo and then proceed to go ass to mouth with it.
Wow, that porno was intense... one dyke gave the other one a French Banana
by Peter J. Blidge January 9, 2008
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