donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh August 4, 2005

cock-n-balls

Your cock and balls, hence the name cock-n-balls. See basket of fruit or dick.

Person 1: Hey check out my cock-n-balls!
Person 2: Nice.

by d00m skull May 21, 2006

Banana Balls

The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.

"Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.

by Fuhrball January 21, 2005

Booty Balls

It's when you use really soft toliet paper to wipe your booty and end up with toilet paper balls between your cheecks.

I was going down on this chick and noticed she had booty balls between her butt cheeks!!! EWWWWW!!!!

by tigolbittiesaz322 July 12, 2010

break my balls

Annoy; tease; pull a practical joke on. Fr. Italian "rompere i coglioni."

Do you want me to whack you?
Naw, Tony, I was just breaking your balls.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

grow some balls

an insult referring to your obvious manlessness. Has more meaning when said by a girl.

"I'm afraid of doing this."

"Grow some balls!"

by Grinning Assassin January 3, 2010

My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010