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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop
"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.
by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008
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Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.
Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?
by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011
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Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.
Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
by James Gracie August 23, 2011
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Balconi

A bad ass group of Italians. Manly consists of guys know what's good. Put one in the hospital they put one of yours in the morgue.
"Imma go teach Shane a lesson!" "No dude, he's a Balconi!" "Oh shit nevermind that than."
by Capo Bastone December 5, 2011
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crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.
girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.
by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008
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sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009
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