Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."

I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.

by uhTipy April 9, 2023

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

glicken bake

When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog

Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake

by Mormon Jesus June 14, 2024

fried bake

A Guyanese bake is deep fried sweet dough with a crunchy exterior that is enjoyed in Guyana and the Caribbean

me a make fried bake ackee and saltfish for breakfast

by lia_357373737373838848484 August 5, 2024

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

boner bake

Chicken bake and a royal honey packet

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym

by anonymous February 19, 2025

boner bake

Royal honey and chicken bake from Costco

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by anonymous February 19, 2025