A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
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Get the carpet badger mug.A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
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A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012
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Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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