Bacon Blindness 

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

Bacon Blindness by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Bacon Train 

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

Bacon Train by ginger winner April 28, 2011

bacon salad 

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

bacon salad by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

Bacon Handle by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

Bacon High by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

bacon boner 

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

bacon boner by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

Bacon Country by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012