Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.

Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."

by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023

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Row Bro

A co-worker who sits in the same row of desks as you.

Have you met my Row Bro, Alain? He sits two desks down from me.

by RyanYYC August 17, 2012

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bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

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tea bro

A deeply emotional and almost religious attachment between two co-workers who make tea together, never alone.

Yo Tea bro, fancy a cuppa tea?

by teabro May 20, 2016

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Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

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Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 16, 2009

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