Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand June 12, 2011
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Betty Bet That Up

can I fuck you so hard that cum goes out your nostrils?” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
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Betty Bet That Up

“Hey can I fuck you so hard that cum comes out your nostrils” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
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betty shwallocks

the shwallocks are betty
those are some very betty shwallocks
by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023
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fire betty

Dude I spent the night in Fort Worth with a total Fire Betty
by Sheafirebetty August 05, 2018
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betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball
by Gunt chuck January 13, 2018
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Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.
I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
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