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Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021
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Awkward

When u say bye to someone then walk the same direction
by Emmyj September 24, 2021
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Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia
Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.
by Daayan October 13, 2021
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awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.
by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021
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Awkwafina

Asian-American comedian known for her roles in Crazy Rich Asians, Ocean's 8, Jumanji: The Next Level, Breaking News in Yuba County. She also did voice work in Raya and the Last Dragon, Storks, Angry Birds 2 and Spongebob movie 3. Known for her crude and self deprecating humor she started out Youtube in 2012 with original songs like, "My Vag", "NYC Bitches" and "Peggy Bundy". She also has her own show "Awkwafina is Nora from Queens "which is pretty good.
Awkwafina who started on the MTV show Girl Code, once described her own voice as a "50 year old divorce attorney".
by Pigu1999 July 19, 2022
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Awwad

a wildcard word used to replace any other word, could also be said randomly to indicate boredom, excitement, or anger
I went to the Awwad yesterday
I got a Awwad from the Awwad the other Awwad
by dubkabir October 17, 2023
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The most extreme awkwardness you can get between you and another girl. This usually happens after a rumor about you or her is spread or lost of contact for an extended period of time. Most of the time, one or both likes the other or it's a mutual crush creating even more deathness of the ABOD.
"There was a big (ABOD) Awkward Bubble Of Death around me and Ali for a long time since the rumor. It took weeks to break it."
by TheRejector January 17, 2012
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