August 8

National Cat day. It is also Emmy A s birthday.

It's August 8, National Cat day! Everyone should show appretiation for their cats! (It is also Emmy A s birthday!

by your friend schnipper October 28, 2019

august 24th

national have a party day

her: what are you doing today
him: nibba its august 24th

by willsmithscousin69 August 17, 2019

august 3

idk some bitch fionna was born

“do you know some bitch fionna was born august 3rd?”

by shawtyshortygangvibes October 23, 2019

August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .

friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!

by Ogjeffl1t October 16, 2019

August 2nd

August 2nd is just a regular ass day

Pete: yo bro what day is it?
Luke: august 2nd
Pete: oh okay thanks

by Ian MFFFFFFFF August 1, 2021

August 31

SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan

On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.

by Thatdumbbitchfromyour4thperiod October 13, 2019

august 3rd

‘Go and swim day!’. On August 3rd soak up some sun, and maybe even go to the beach!

OMG! Its August 3rd, we totally need to go swim!

by wormonastringgirl October 15, 2019