Apple Mac

The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. Despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of Windows and the PC. Today, it is loathed and loved by many. It is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the PC v Mac war. Personally, I prefer PC. I was put off Mac due to the annoying Mac fan boys that have had a mouth to asshole transplant and are spewing crap all over me. I do however, have a lot of respect for the Mac computer.

Person: So what do you think of the Windows XP?

Mac Fan boy: z0mfg mac is FTW cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid PC lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.

Person: Tell me, why do i hang out with you? I mean Apple Mac's are good but seriously.

by Tremaine1 April 26, 2008

Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

by sue October 19, 2003

Apple Orgy

when a bunch of Apple fags with iPhones, iPods, Macbooks, etc. get together and creme all over each-other about how awesome, trendy and well made their Apple products are.

"I just got the new Apple Tablet. It's like an iPhone only bigger! and with a bunch more megapixels and shit. I really have no idea what any of that is but I know that I just want to slobber on Steve Jobs' dick and Apple Orgy all night!"

by Grogan5149 January 27, 2010

sliced apple

When your getting a blow job and she say's "dont cum in my mouth" right before you cum you give her a chop to the adams apple area in the throat as you continue to cum in her mouth!!!!!!

I gave that bitch a double sliced apple for dessert last night.

by mjizzzz May 18, 2007

apple dunking

The act of placing one's testicles upon the face of another. Synonymous with "teabagging."

The space marine humiliated his in-game opponent via celebratory apple dunking.

by aghunter September 11, 2012

apple juice

Charger or electricity supply for Apple computers and products.

"Hey, the battery on my MacBook is running low, can I use your apple juice?"

by BellaSausagedog February 10, 2012

Apple Valley

Apple Valley is also the first layer of hell in the high desert. To people of the high desert (or cities of the damned) the hierarchy is as follows: Apply Valley, Victorville, Hesperia, Adelanto with adelanto being the final level. But to its virtues Apple Valley is the most organized and least corrupt town of the High Desert. Neighboring towns such as Hesteria (Hesperia), Victimville (Victorville) and ghettolanto (adelanto) idolize the city for its organization, growth, rule of law. Composed mostly of the wealthy high desert dwellers it is the envy of other cities in the area.

Kid 1: "I'm from Hesperia."
Kid 2: "Im from Adelanto."
Kid 3: "Im from Apple Valley retards."
Kid 1 & 2: "thats so cool can I say you are my friend?"

by anonymous32415432642 July 28, 2011