amuleek

A smart, but quirky person. Quick to shitpost on discord but even quicker to scream HELP ME. Overall cool person

She's such an Amuleek

by terry_davis420 January 2, 2023

Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.

Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.

by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023

Abuse

a phrase for hurting someone physically or mentally like punching, hitting, running over by a train on purpouse, and setting on fire

Guy 1: yo have you heard about devins moms ex boyfriend?
Girl 1: i bet hes hot
Guy 1: he is such a abuser. you do not wanna date him lol plus hes like in his 30's, your 19.
Girl 1: hush.

by toelickerwhaahahha March 12, 2023

Abuse

A "person" who beats, hits, punches, slaps etc.

An abuser is also known for mentally draining other people for no reason.

An abuser is a "person" who does not know how to act like a normal human being to others.

"My father hates me, he abuses me for no reason"

"She is an abuser, she beats her boyfriend."

by Szaristic March 14, 2023

Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

abuseyive

What Lt. Krill accused his superiors of being when they said dat he needed a psychological evaluation.

Lt. Krill complained dat his treatment by military brass had been "abuseyive", but both his character --- and da arrogant hot-headed actor himself --- were actually da ones who misbehaved dat way; his superiors had merely been reacting to his previous obnoxious behavior.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023