When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
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Da central-New-Mexxy metropolis where William Shatner's most famous character has his Earth-based residence.
Rocketing around space at warp-speed may indeed have its advantages, but da "Great Cappy J. T." is always glad to get back to sunny Albukirky during his off-time.
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When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).
Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)
When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).
Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)
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