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atention whore

atention whore usualy mean someone who seeks validation from everyone

yo bro tbo wont shut up about himself
by bafewey December 10, 2022
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Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.
That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.
by Alcee Hastings March 21, 2026
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Resurrection Ascension

Resurrection Ascension is a great school. Everyone is very nice and smart. They are so much better than students from Our Lady of Hope.
by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019
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Resurrection Ascension

The opposite of OLH.
by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019
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Eidolonic ascension/descension experience

What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022
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Intellectual Ascension

Blessings of Three legs suggestively. To aquire one has to transform out of exclusional standards set forth by human generated chaos to inclusive ideals absent of greed a self sabotaging endeavor of extinction level proportion basis of all sin and become a worldly being full of love and understanding that everything has a logical reason for being. Where you acquire next level fusion reaction power production or ascended capability offering limitless potential. Examples of fusion componants for a worldly being not set apart by limiting difference is like seeing selflessness is selfishness or doomsayer is soothsayer or ever balance is counterbalance also considered transmutive alchemy bearing in mind focus is limited wisdom takes time and these harmonies coexist with comprehension capability sciences states law of energy conservation, Alchemy before that Said equivalent exchange, the heavens attribute scales of justice and karma all fundamental to balance Utopian standards.
Wow you blew me away with you antidumbassedness Intellectual Ascension or I.A.
by PsymonCasanova March 31, 2024
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