Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.

I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!

by Rockalita January 13, 2009

sap attack

one person asks for a sap of someone's drink, then 1 or more of their friends comes and they pass the drink around making sure the drinks owner does not get the drink back, finish the drink, and then throw the bottle down on the ground and taunt the drinks owner. additional moves can be added, when drinking, such as thru the legs, around the back, whatever you want.

"hey fool, lets sap attack ian" "you just got sap attacked!"

by R-Unit69 June 5, 2007

bacon attack

When you sneak up behind a person (works best when done to girls) with them not knowing you're there and screaming "bacon!!!!" really loud.(you'll know if it worked if the person jumps!)

Scream bacon!!! (don't say attack) can't give an example....yet.........bacon attack

by Caleb X June 12, 2007

Shaq Attack

A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.

The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.

"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."

by Nananananananana Batman June 21, 2013

titti attack

1. to bitch, complain, and complicate something very little

1. Sean was having a titti attack on the bus because he forgot his homework.

2. Mr. Nolan was having a titti attack because i threw a pencil in class.

by Nobizzle December 9, 2007

strap attack

When a girl straps on a dildo and fearsomly penetrates a mans ass.

I was laying in bad when my girlfriend but it up my ass. A fearless strap attack.

by powerfox December 14, 2012

attacking peru

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009