Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
by Setting_the_record_straight February 3, 2015

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

A person with a high hairline at the top of their head, extending their forehead 3 numbers up. (Five head, Six head, Then Seven head.)
by Dandroid May 16, 2007

by recklesspat October 7, 2017

by Breadslayer69 December 21, 2022

GIMME HEAD EXAMPLE:
i thought i could trust her and gave her ma heads so she could use it for a minute
i thought i could trust her and gave her ma heads so she could use it for a minute
by Ms. PHAT November 16, 2021

A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that
Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?
by KentuckyFriedHumans January 2, 2020
