Gay shanks

When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks

“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks

by Gay shanks October 24, 2020

Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Bob is a Swift shank

by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023

Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz December 14, 2008

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Raw shank

Bareback prison ass rape

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.

by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017