Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.

Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.

by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023

butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.

I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?

by Chacharillo February 18, 2017

deep-dish-diving

When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup

Damn son, deep-dish-diving huh?
Yeah dude this pho is pho-king amazing!

by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.

Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.

by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018

Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.

i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012