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Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020
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Good Neck

Giving head. Sucking dick. Having dick shoved down your throat .
That mfkr Teekee got that Good Neck. I stuck my dick all down her throat and blew a load in the voice box. She didn't even cough or gag. She just swallowed that Big Gulp!!
by Teek1247 May 18, 2019
mugGet the Good Neckmug.

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.
dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.
by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009
mugGet the Neck fartmug.

bitch neck

When to much bitching comes from you're throat.
That guy from the mall is a bitch neck.
by Bitch neck March 18, 2017
mugGet the bitch neckmug.

Tight Neck

THIS GUY KENNY IS TIGHT NECKED!!
by littleguy42069 January 10, 2020
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Alligator Neck

Having a really crusty neck. The back of your neck is dry a prickly. Like Alligator skin.
Dude look at Mr. Thompson neck

Haha he has an Alligator neck
by Mr.Illuminated January 31, 2014
mugGet the Alligator Neckmug.

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.
20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher
by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007
mugGet the neck scratchermug.

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