i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm Keished

high asf, or get caught lacking

"Mr. Syvertsen I'm Keishedddddddd"
"Bro I was keished after that blunt"

by bigniggie9669 December 4, 2018

i'm a producer

a 12 year old boy that downloaded garageband and makes "music" with loops

12 year old: "i'm a producer"
normal person: no you aren't

by big boy gang March 23, 2019

I'm on ya

I get it, I understand.

Submitted "You on me" in 2017 and as it caught on, "I'm on ya" is a standard response. Had to make it official!

Dude, do you get what I'm sayin'? Oh yea, I'm on ya!

by Signguy2 July 6, 2018

I'm Any

State of being - a way of life. To be 'Any' is to not care about something.

Bloke1: Dude, you've got the rig out again?

Bloke2: Meh, I'm any 🤷 ♂️

by Smner April 18, 2022