trap fap

a fan of trap music getting really excited when talking about trap music

uh oh, terry is having a trap fap

by edgy February 7, 2013

Fap cap

When you're fapping, you reach your climax, but pull your foreskin over your dick so none of the cum comes out. Note: does not feel as good as normal fapping.

Bro, I was in art class today and I needed to rub my nub real bad so I fap capped.

by WonderMacaroni December 15, 2014

Fap Dragon

The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.

K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?

V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?

M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.

by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012

Wetty Fap

Spitting on your penis until you ejaculate.

Me: I can't believe that ski accident turned Trent into a quadriplegic.

Friend: yeah, it's sad man. All he does all day is watch TV and Wetty Fap.

by Chalz818 December 29, 2015

Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.

I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.

by Tman2217 September 2, 2016

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar June 14, 2012

fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.

"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"

by that one kid nobody knowS May 20, 2017