Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Turd Flex mug.To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality
Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016
Get the flex purchase mug.The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020
Get the flex Seal challenge mug.by narutolover28 January 5, 2019
Get the Flex mug.Covid-19 Infected millennial: “Look those doomsday preppers are flexing their Lamborghini’s and mansions again. Why aren’t they helping us!?”
by anthonyjames March 16, 2020
Get the Flex mug.In League of Legends, the champion that can be flexed in the current meta, but in your team is clearly inflexible.
Blue team: Damn, they R4 Kennen, lets pick KSante!
(Red team locks Volibear top)
Blue team: Oh god, they Peibal flexed us...
(Red team locks Volibear top)
Blue team: Oh god, they Peibal flexed us...
by CaraTaquilla May 22, 2024
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by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015
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