Cheese doughnut

When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.

His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.

by Lime11 November 30, 2019

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Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016

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brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

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dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

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