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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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jack spencer

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head
Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline
by User253946 January 1, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a super awesome person with a big pp. Jack is super lit and is super funny.
by Urban Bro December 27, 2019
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.
Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.
by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023
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Jack

Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.
jack is a simp
by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020
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