keenan brown

a slinky slunk

oh was that keenan brown

by ChunkySquidward November 14, 2020

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown ballerina

A finger busting through a piece of toilet paper when wiping your ass

I saw a brown ballerina on the toilet

by Fairfax dream girl September 26, 2020

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Tennessee Brown Eye

The act of taking a body shot of any brand of Tennessee made whisky off of someone’s anus.

I met a girl at the bar last night and I asked her if she would do a Tennessee brown eye with me.

by Betyoudidntknow2543 May 31, 2024

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

Harry Brown

Context: The film Harry Brown with Michael Caine playing an elderly gentleman vigilante who shoots young thugs terrorising his estate.

Definition: An elderly gentleman blowing his load in a much younger lover

That old geezer did a proper Harry Brown with Barbara last night!

by Dawson's Delight July 8, 2025