Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023

Ice monkey

A tower that appears in Bloons monkey city, Bloons TD6, and Bloons Adventure Time TD. The Ice monkey existed as a concept before these titles however it went with the names "ice ball" (in btd2 and btd3) and "ice tower" (in btd1, btd4, btd5, and bad battles) instead.

The tower itself has a radius of which it can attack. Its attack affects the entire radius where it freezes Bloons although it has a cap of how many Bloons it can affect.

Person 1: Hey I finally unlocked the Ice monkey
Person 2: Really? That one is great when it comes to races due to its high pierce.

by Machixius January 7, 2021

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Monkey

A person of monkey descent.

My friend Jason is a monkey.

by Jasontavius March 25, 2022