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cock bagel

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.
by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003
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cock sock

Long: Whoohaa, you're cock sock is missing!
John: That's because I'm circumcised, asshat.
by Boothead October 17, 2006
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cold cocked

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.
I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.
by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007
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Flop Cock

"Ay.... Come look at my flop cock."
by Crunk Meck Crew November 14, 2005
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Cock Accusor

Someone who accuses another individual of making out with another without no proof or evidence.
John was talking to Melanie, then they went to her house, did homework together, and John returned home. Upon returning, his friend accuses him of sleeping with her. John replies, "Man, quit being such a cock accusor. . ."
by Usuf December 16, 2005
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Cock Blocker

When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.
As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.
by hurricane November 7, 2003
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cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up
1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!
by Mark December 21, 2004
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