forrest face

man who has had his face in a minge for too long!

jesus you,ve got such a forrest face clean yourself up!
with the clench of his left hand and the atmospheric sound of a beaver gathering his dam johnny knew the gardener was fired!
when he came up for air he heard the slight brease whispering tiiiimmmbeeerrr!

by jay and lister January 8, 2008

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

nugget face

cute, adorable, anything small and lovable like a nugget

awe that puppy is so cute! little nugget face!

by manneh February 24, 2014

nut-faced

beyond shit-faced. so wasted that one could be smacked in the faced by a nut sac and not even care

man, brandon was so nut-faced the other night.

by Josh Bain March 30, 2008

woogan faced

An intense hangover, the result of getting "woogan faced" the night before. Results in crushing headache and repeated vomiting for most of the next day.

"Fuck, I got woogan faced last night at the bar."

by Trissy December 29, 2007

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Happs in the face

When someone makes you happy, you smile. Hence, "happs in the face."

Aww, that blog about me that John posted made me get happs in the face!

by anialA May 19, 2007