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Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021
mugGet the Penis buymug.

Penis

a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,

a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
by very big penisman March 15, 2023
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

Something tasty and sweet if rubbed correctly
I rubbed 'blank' penis and I got a sweet reward
by Chopkin March 3, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s
I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis
by daphnehitch May 3, 2024
mugGet the copper penismug.

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly
hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?
by penisflytrap September 11, 2016
mugGet the penis flytrapmug.

penis

The thing all those Gay fucks want.
Pride doesn't exist here.
PewDiePie: Hey nigga give me your penis!
Guy: *Gives Penis*
PewDiePie: Fuck THE JEWS! *Cream*
by tlucelomsesimonoces June 6, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

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