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"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.
Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdSmug.

Fortnite Kid

A hella shitty kid who like to beg his dad for vbucks. Also ragequits and fricking complains to mom if dead in a match. O ya and underage swearing too.
Haha look a shitty fortnite kid just ragequit lol!
by vantablac July 27, 2021
mugGet the Fortnite Kidmug.

Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
mugGet the Winter Jacket Kidmug.

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.
Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.
by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021
mugGet the 2000’s Kidmug.

rip luffy kid

Where somebody dresses up in rainbow clothes and wearing 10 thousand hairs looking depressed named rip_luffy while playing blox fruits all day without showering
User1: You see that kid right there? Wasn’t he our server yesterday

User 2: Oh you mean the Rip luffy kid?
by RileyIsBack January 4, 2025
mugGet the rip luffy kidmug.

Kids

Very unstable creatures that is a punishment for having sex..
Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*
by Psychzx September 24, 2021
mugGet the Kidsmug.

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