one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

bag of purple

A bag of weed

The college student bought a bag of purple from the janitor.

by Hood pizza June 14, 2016

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.

I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.

by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016

i love purr

To love the awesome person Persephone >;3

I love purr!

by Noahiscool123 June 21, 2017

to be purple

calling someone purple essentially means you got little life,

and nothing better to do. sorry.

Jan: HEy, you`re absolutely purple today
Erik: what? what does that mean, purple?
Jan: BOI, just go to urbandictionary.com, the definition will be there, but to be purple is in brief: u got little life, man

by vicnic November 30, 2017

It's pursonal

A much-overused phrase that a mooching lady blows you off with when you ask her reason for requesting money from you. The intended purpose of her flippantly-ambiguous reply is to falsely imply to you that she needs said funds for "feminine issue" medicinal products, assisting family/friends with private-matter conundrums, etc., when in reality she merely wants to "fatten her PURSE" so that she can make frivolous/unhealthy expenditures which she knows that you as a prudent budgeter would never give her money for.

If a lady truly cares about you and has any sense of responsible budgeting, she should be willing to reveal what she wants to do with any money she asks you for, rather than just snapping, "It's pursonal". It's YOUR MONEY, so you have a right to know how it's being spent.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Arabian Coin Purse

When you put both testicles in a willing participants anus.

Dude I gave my lady an Arabian coin purse last night. She loved it!

by Th3shebear September 15, 2018