smeggy penis

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

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Skinny Penis

Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.

"Ugh! You skinny penis!"

"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"

"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"

"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"

"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"

by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018

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