Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Penis

Mine is tiny

Chris has such a tiny penis

by Djejebbd May 8, 2021

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Penis

A slingy thing that wiggles in and out

Omg his penis is deep inside me.

by Leeper April 19, 2021

Penis Cradle

Slut

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”

by Stina13 February 18, 2022

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021