infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe

guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"

by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! June 9, 2018

Carolina Hot Brown

A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.

“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”

by PoopsieOnMahSquibba November 4, 2020

Brown cloud

The rancid invisible gas expelled from someone's arse when they fart.

I walked round to the next isle, right into some inconsiderate bastards brown cloud.

by Smellylittletoe October 18, 2017

Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

by Perry The Platypus December 3, 2013