Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.

guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.

by anonymous June 6, 2025

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them

Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s

by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”

Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.

by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023

Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo

Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021