Definitions by Nurtletheturtle

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

Butt Monkey by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

Butt Monkey by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

boodlin 

1. An amazingly awesome person.
2. Absolutely beautiful and doesn't know it.

3. Often has the name of Rachel.

4. Perfect in every way!

I can't wait to marry my boodlin!

boodlin by Nurtletheturtle September 6, 2017