Penis

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INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE

by peeebis December 12, 2021

Gay penis

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

penis

penis is the fun in a lonely mans life

Man, I sure love penis.

by a man who loves bbc December 19, 2021

Penis Insecurity

When u have insecurity towards your dick size

Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat

by idontknowF December 20, 2021

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021