Norris Nut

The act of ejaculating between a painting of a horse and a glass of milk; can be preformed with our without a second individual.

Terry preformed a“Norris Nut” before his test to let out steam.

by Ugene! February 12, 2024

lil p-nut

A short stout mexican teen with no swag and usually wears nike or fila.

"He's such a lil p-nut"

by tyron1234 April 15, 2015

nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week

thats nut juice

by wooppoo May 28, 2019

mad nutted

When someone looks ugly as shit!

Guy 1: Damn you look mad nutted!
Guy 2: 😢

by Big Dick Reynini February 16, 2017

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014