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Going fishing with a spoon

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
by Boar1 April 16, 2024
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Go Phishing

The act of standing outside any off liscence and askung passerbys to buy alcohol. This act is almost entirely carried out by (but not exclusive to) underage teenagers. The "phisherz" carefully profile and select their target audience in order to increase their chances of success. Tradesman, old men, non chavvy young adults are likely succesfull candidates. Care is taken to avoid asking anyone thats coukd be confused for a policeman, a parents friend and any man with his girlfriend.
Ah lads will we "go phishing" for a bottle of vodka tonight.
by FrogDogg September 9, 2021
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we go get

The opposite of getting got. Not falling for a scam or other foolery.
We don’t get got, we go get - Dennis, IASIP.
by Dundunsparce October 23, 2023
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I gotta go use the mathroom

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."
by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Ice and Go

When spraying gum remover on your nuts before sex.
When I “ice and go” I last much longer 😉
by Didgeridoo January 19, 2018
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