Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.

Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.

by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018

Elijah Brown

A guy with blazing homosexuality.

He’s so gay he’s almost an Elijah Brown

by HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha May 2, 2022

sebastian brown

A kid that is chill doesn't talk but once you get to know him he is one of funniest,smartest, and coolest kids you'll ever meet also sexy

He is such a sebastian brown

by Fabian Oyoque March 22, 2017

browning

browning = shitting

I’m literally browning and theres no fucking toilet paper. help.

by trannyhomofag February 1, 2022

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.

-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.

by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022