Brown tide 

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

Brown tide by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Brown 

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are

My hair isn’t black, it’s brown

Brown by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

Brown paper 

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)

Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”

Brown paper by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

Brown House Crawford by anonymous November 25, 2023

Brown Eye Golden Dragon 

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.

“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”

Brown Eye Golden Dragon by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023

Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".

Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."

Brown Nightmare by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023

Brown Baptism 

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

Brown Baptism by professional racist123 December 5, 2023