I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 21, 2004

I like your hair

A word used in place of the correct word or phrase that was said and asked to be repeated because the phrase was either intentionally or not-intentionally said loud enough for the other person to hear.

Melody: :::whispered::: "Why you gotta be such a bitch all the time?"
Desiree: "What did you say?"
Melody: "I like your hair."
Desiree: "Thanks! I just got it cut the other day. I was wondering if you would notice."

by Wen* January 31, 2009

I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019

What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.

Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even

by Duke R Pennett March 11, 2010

I didn't vote for Bush

A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.

(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)

Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

i drink your milkshake

In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.

A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.

"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com

by dilary huff February 5, 2008