Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.

Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”

by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Charley Brown

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....

Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.

by Bafoolery April 1, 2011

Brown Dragon

This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked

BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD

by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021

Timmy Brown

Very dumb and annoying and very ugly

That kid Timmy Brown is so gay

by Bbc man69 November 13, 2021

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011