Crab-shit

1.)A crab shit is when you have to take a mean shit and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.

billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-shit why?
billy: ok well theres poop on the seat to...
alex: ya i sliped

by my name is 12346 January 6, 2012

shit limpet

person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.

'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'

by mr. daddio September 23, 2004

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004

Yeah shit

Opposite of no shit. Used when someone says something that wasn't obvious.

"My dog weighs 54 pounds"
"Yeah shit"
The person could have also said "really? i didn't know that" but this is where yeah shit comes into play.

by dickie January 31, 2004

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

shit pincher

One who clinches turds from anal cavities using one's fingers, toes, teeth or member

Chris Hayes is a fucking shit pincher

by Chris_Windy April 25, 2010

shit-uch

A blind date gone sour.

"Moishy picked me up 45 minutes late and then suggested that we go to Starbucks and drink juiceboxes. Juiceboxes?! He was 37 years old! What a shit-uch. Thanks JDate."

by dweiss March 1, 2010