shit-uch Share definition Flag A blind date gone sour. "Moishy picked me up 45 minutes late and then suggested that we go to Starbucks and drink juiceboxes. Juiceboxes?! He was 37 years old! What a shit-uch. Thanks JDate." shit-uch by dweiss March 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the shit-uch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch