Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.

Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.

by DevilMoss March 9, 2021

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

bullet monkey

A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.

Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.

by Cole Rabedeux January 21, 2021

Space monkey

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy

Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy

by SDYankee January 25, 2021

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 2, 2021