Lifesaver

A drug dealer

Daniel:omg dan is such a lifesaver

Bob: IKR he gave me weed

by Yo_chill.girl April 2, 2018

Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.

I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Lifecompanion

A long term committed relationship when marriage is not an option. When boyfriend and girlfriend just do not fit the nature of the couple or the permanent long term significance to the couple.

This is my lifecompanion "jenny"

by hubiedo June 6, 2018

lifepanion

lifepanion is a term for a long term committed relationship without marriage. Mostly for seniors or other couples that have no designated name for their close permanent relationship

Hi joe, I want to introduce my lifepanion Claudia.

by hubiedo June 7, 2018

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Lifegate Girl

A girl who has not received a first kiss and literally never gets in trouble.

Sami hasn’t kissed Noah or literally any other boy, therefore she is a stereotypical Lifegate Girl.

by justin.otten September 28, 2018

Lifelining

Verb: To maintain a current relationship when one or both parties moves away (i e college) and one or both parties only intends to stay in said relationship if when they arrive at their new location the dating options are terrible/nonexistent. This is considered a underhanded and dishonest act.

I got back to my dorm and my roommate was losing his shit because his girlfriend just dumped him. She was insistent that they shouldn't break up after high school and do long distance. The evil bitch was just lifelining him til she saw how much available dick there was at her new school. She then dropped him like a hot brick.

by Captain Turbane November 8, 2018