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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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Cum Gutters

Also known as Adonis Belt, Apollo's Belt, and Iliac Furrows. Scientifically known as abdominal aponeurosis.

The v-shaped lines on a male's abdomen which are formed between the obliques and the abdominal muscles and run from the hip bone to the pubic region. Only visible on fit men with a low body fat percentage.

Referred to as such as a comparison to rain gutters after a man has ejaculated into his male sexual partner's stomach, where the semen has pooled and flows along the lines as if they were gutters.
After the gangbang had concluded his cum gutters were overflowing with semen.
by Zifrondo November 14, 2023
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Cum

What I’ll be doing inside your mother.
Stupid Man: Did you cum?
Woman: You were rubbing my thigh.
by Ily DemiDevil December 22, 2021
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cum gutter

1. a group chat where extremely offensive, racist, vulgar memes are shared.

2. a friend group of drug addicts and alcoholics in a rehab facility (aka the cool kids) who evolved into an exclusive gang after bonding over the group chat
Girl: “bro, look at this racist meme!”
Guy: “holy shit that’s hilarious, send it to cum gutter.”

Nerd: *walks over to the lunch table where cum gutter is sitting*

Girl: “sorry, cum gutter only. you can’t sit with us you fucking LOSER
by thelittlestrawberry January 18, 2022
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Scent cumming

When something smells so good you just can't help but cum.
Sarah, your hair smelt so good, I think I'm scent cumming!
by Deadtoner4 May 27, 2018
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cum

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022
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Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”
by Say when July 20, 2025
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