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by anonymous September 24, 2022
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Cum

White suff coming out of the wiener on your body.
by Apache Helicopter June 7, 2021
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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.
Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.
Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!
by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025
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Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude
Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum
by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023
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cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022
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Cum

Cum is a sticky white substance it is also called sperm
Amy: Ahh~ bae your cum is so good I want it in mee! Jack:Cums in pussy
by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023
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