Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

BIG FAT UGLY NUTS

something that is very similar to a lolipop

i like to suck people's big fat ugly nuts

by deyan big boi May 3, 2022

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

nut

A healthy food that squirrels eat. They can also be seen as an ice cream topping.

It also has another shallnotbesaid meaning

Can I get a sundae with crushed peanuts on top?

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

deez nuts

You stupid lmfao.

Something came in the mail today
what?
DEEZ NUTS

by anonymous September 14, 2022