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crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016
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Brown

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are
My hair isn’t black, it’s brown
by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023
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brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.
Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!
by Kaerfasti January 27, 2022
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stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.
She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.
by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012
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Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina
I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown
by Flyboyy June 23, 2016
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Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod
I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday
by Musket man January 30, 2025
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